Stinque Goes Deep!
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its hard-hitting, take-no-holds investigative journalism… oh no, wait, that’s Mother Jones.
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its in-depth think pieces heavy on substance and light on pic… oh no, wait, that’s The New York Review of Books.
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its touching snapshots of dachshunds, many of them deceased, posted beside letters and poems written by grieving mommies and dad… oh no, wait, that’s The Dachshund Friendship Quarterly. (Warning: site not safe for eyes)
Today, however, Stinque goes where it smells with a series of stories too shocking to be carried by the LMS or even TPM: stories that will change the way you look at the world.
First up? Stinque discovers the shocking truth behind the Santorum ‘Candidacy’!
If, like us, you have been in a state of WTF since Ricky ‘announced’ we can now reveal that the Santorum ‘campaign’ isn’t about winning anything, or even coming in second; nor is it about giving the rest of us reason again to admire his lovely family or head on over to google for our daily clickage on his ‘problem’. (#1! Or 2!) He might be crazy but he’s not dumb.
No. It is to brand his name which he can then lease to A:
Consol Energy, the hydrofracking company that uses him to lobby those members of congress who will still take his calls to make its business of looting the Marcellus Shale look respectable among those unacquainted with the meaning of ‘lube’.: i.e., most of Pennsylvania and Western New York.
And B:
Fox News.
Think Progress fails to connect dots that are only too apparent to Stinque.
Next up: Is Roger Ailes a Friend of Dorothy or does he just like musicals?
Ah. Marcellus Shale. Heard a lot of talk about that in H’burg.
The shocking truth behind Santorum… — there’s a joke in there somewhere.
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