Stinque Goes Deep!
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its hard-hitting, take-no-holds investigative journalism… oh no, wait, that’s Mother Jones.
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its in-depth think pieces heavy on substance and light on pic… oh no, wait, that’s The New York Review of Books.
During its rise to world-class news outlet Stinque has earned praise for its touching snapshots of dachshunds, many of them deceased, posted beside letters and poems written by grieving mommies and dad… oh no, wait, that’s The Dachshund Friendship Quarterly. (Warning: site not safe for eyes)
Today, however, Stinque goes where it smells with a series of stories too shocking to be carried by the LMS or even TPM: stories that will change the way you look at the world.
First up? Stinque discovers the shocking truth behind the Santorum ‘Candidacy’!
If, like us, you have been in a state of WTF since Ricky ‘announced’ we can now reveal that the Santorum ‘campaign’ isn’t about winning anything, or even coming in second; nor is it about giving the rest of us reason again to admire his lovely family or head on over to google for our daily clickage on his ‘problem’. (#1! Or 2!) He might be crazy but he’s not dumb.
No. It is to brand his name which he can then lease to A:
Consol Energy, the hydrofracking company that uses him to lobby those members of congress who will still take his calls to make its business of looting the Marcellus Shale look respectable among those unacquainted with the meaning of ‘lube’.: i.e., most of Pennsylvania and Western New York.
And B:
Fox News.
Think Progress fails to connect dots that are only too apparent to Stinque.
Next up: Is Roger Ailes a Friend of Dorothy or does he just like musicals?
Ah. Marcellus Shale. Heard a lot of talk about that in H’burg.
The shocking truth behind Santorum… — there’s a joke in there somewhere.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Sen. sENEMA has a career ahead of her in giving designer psychedelic enemas to trust-fund…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Department of Health & Human Services: Charles Manson Defense Secretary:…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Right, the administration's all star line up: Pres: Trump VP: Ted Kaczynski…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Actually, FDLE would be the first to admit it. The state banks on it with 'sue me…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…