The horrible weather approaching New York City has me thinking about things like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNw2vSlT-B0

“That didn’t take long: Two Subway customers have sued the chain because their ‘footlong’ sandwiches came up a little short, reports the Philadelphia Inquirer. The lawsuit by two New Jersey men comes after last week’s hubbub made by customers who discovered that their sandwiches measured about a half-inch short.” [Newser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnhgkYa9dQ

I took the proper stance (one foot in front of the other, not simply standing there) the first time I fired a shotgun and still almost got knocked on my ass (I was 15).

“Meth-ring priest enjoyed cross dressing, ‘bizarre sex toys’ in his rectory.”

I see what they did there.

What a fucking idiot:

“Guns require a finger to pull the trigger,” he said. “The sad young man who did that in Newtown was clearly haunted by demons and no gun law could have saved the children in Sandy Hook Elementary from his terror.”

Perry also said prayer can be stronger than laws, imploring: “Above all, let us pray for our children.”

How about he runs a live-fire obstacle course while a bunch of snakehandlers pray for him?

Texas Governor Rick Perry Slams Obama [NYDN]

No, they really went there: