The Lighter Side of Armageddon
Mockup illustration from a Ukraine agency’s Facebook post advising the removal of all road signs to confuse invading Russians. Let’s translate!
We suspect that last one better translates as TO RUSSIA WITH FUCK. If they can riff on Willie Nelson, they can certainly nail James Bond.
But hey, just a salty Photoshop gag, right? Let’s hit the road!
You might have heard that one:
REALLY, SOMEONE SHOULD BEHEAD A RUSSIAN WITH A SHASHKA AND BLOW UP THE PICTURE OF THE GUSHING ASSAULT AND PARTIALLY SEVERED HEAD AND USE IT TO COVER ALL ROAD SIGNS IN THE COUNTRY AND INSTRUCT ALL UKRAINIANS IN LEAFLETS:
NO PRISONERS
TAKE THE HEAD WITH THE SHASHKA
FUCK THE GUSHING STUMP
DREAM OF A KREMLIN IN FLAMES
BRING DEATH TO EVERY LAST RUSSIAN
Zelensky’s political sitcom is very, very good — I was expecting Yes Minister, but it’s more like The Thick of It and Veep.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJo-obgJSqxbzEDvUHX9jiX2DXWGSvv0T
Other sightings include Zelensky as the voice of Paddington Bear in the Ukraine release, and playing Napoleon in a 2012 Russian comedy.
Remember Mitch McConnell’s buddy and Manafort’s boss, Oleg Deripaska?
Snake Island Plisskins found alive.
World: Snake Island? I thought you were dead.
@ManchuCandidate: Deripaska had his assets frozen yet? The oligarchs may end up whispering offers from the bushes at truck stops yet.
I keep thinking how jealous Trump must be.
Now do the American oligarchs, their partners in crime.
They think that morals are paintings on walls, and scruples are what they call money in Ru$$ia.
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