Halloween Customer Survey
How satisfied were you with your candy?
Dude, you gave me a rock
If Not Satisfied, which candy did you receive?
Fucking KitKat again
If Chick Tract, what was the problem with it?
Foxhole conversion not believable
Lake of Fire insufficiently pants-wetting
Illustrated depiction of Paul’s Second Epistle to the Thessalonians not engaging
What is your likely response to your dissatisfaction?
Flaming sack of shit
What the hell are you, anyway?
Inchoate despair at the dystopian future you’re leaving me as a grownup, you damn Boomer
How old are you?
What’s your deal, man, I’m tall for my age
How likely are you to return next year?
My parents blame you for the edible
Thank you for your responses. While we strive to satisfy all ghosts, goblins, witches, and god knows what that is, if we’re gonna be stuck with a bowl of leftovers, they’re gonna be KitKats.