Eight Things to Think About Instead of the Crushing Inevitability of Our Fate
- Spring is bustin’ out all over!
- Those new Marvel series are a lot of fun!
- Everyone lends a hand when someone is beset by crippling medical expenses that could easily be addressed by a national healthcare system!
- Ruth Buzzi is still dropping lines on Twitter!
- Half the country is vaxxed!
- Ant-vaxxers are increasing their odds of suffering a horrible, painful, premature death!
- Penguins mate for life, which will probably be shorter as we melt the poles!
- GODDAMMIT, PEOPLE, DON’T YOU SEE THAT THE CAPITOL SIEGE IS NOT AN ISOLATED EVENT BUT PART OF AN ONGOING ASSAULT ON DEMOCRACY ITSELF THAT WILL SURELY LEAD TO— er, cats!
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