Eight Things to Think About Instead of the Crushing Inevitability of Our Fate

  • Spring is bustin’ out all over!
  • Those new Marvel series are a lot of fun!
  • Everyone lends a hand when someone is beset by crippling medical expenses that could easily be addressed by a national healthcare system!

  • Ruth Buzzi is still dropping lines on Twitter!
  • Half the country is vaxxed!
  • Ant-vaxxers are increasing their odds of suffering a horrible, painful, premature death!
  • Penguins mate for life, which will probably be shorter as we melt the poles!
  • GODDAMMIT, PEOPLE, DON’T YOU SEE THAT THE CAPITOL SIEGE IS NOT AN ISOLATED EVENT BUT PART OF AN ONGOING ASSAULT ON DEMOCRACY ITSELF THAT WILL SURELY LEAD TO— er, cats!
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