Undiscovered Planets

What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simpletons. The common clay of the US Amercia.

You know… morons.

Paul Ryan admitted on Friday that he’s been jacking off to the thought of taking away health care from the poors since he was a frat boy at keggers.

I think that he may have a more punchable face than the reptilian Cruz.

@SanFranLefty: I would get more satisfaction from punching Paul Ryan than punching a Nazi.

@SanFranLefty: Actually, the use of the phrase “keg parties” is deceptive, leaving the false impression he was a young, impressionable college student at the time. He wasn’t. Ryan was 27 years old when the conversation took place, years after he had completed college paid for with the Social Security survivor benefits he received when his father died.

Related: https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrisladd/2017/03/13/unspeakable-realities-block-universal-health-coverage-in-the-us/#29face60186a

@karen marie might be peeking just a little: There is a meme floating around now that Bannon is trying to get rid of Ryan because the Trump health plan is going to die in Congress, making der Fuehrer look bad. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

At least the Trumpissts are making Paul Lyin’s life a living hell.

@¡Andrew!: I keep reading “Paul Lynde”, and I’m not sure what I think about that.

@nojo: Paul Lynde would’ve fucked them to death… with sassy quips.

@¡Andrew!: Going to a party with Paul Lynde and Rip Taylor must have been exhausting.