TRUMP CAMPAIGN STATE CHAIR ARRESTED WHILE PREPARING TO MAGA-MIZE A LITTLE BOY IN THE ASS AT A SUPER 8 MOTEL!
http://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-democratic-party-chair-calls-for-sen-ralph-shortey-to-suspend-himself/9133163?ref=patrick.netOklahoma state Sen. Ralph Shortey, GOP ICON! and TRUMPLIGULA!’s OK state campaign chair is facing numerous charges after he was arrested in a Super 8 Motel room preparing to DO! THE! MAGA! on the asshole of a little boy, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
According to KOCO reporter Bret Buganski, police are recommending the Republican lawmaker be charged with soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of church and transporting purpose of prostitution.
Remember, sports fans, there are still 49 guys exactly like this HERO! OF! THE! REPUBLIC! at large, circling schools in your state.
“On March 9 … officers of the Moore Police Department were contacted in reference to a welfare check at a local hotel,” Lt. Kyle Dudley told NewsOK.com. “Responding officers found a juvenile male in a hotel room which was also occupied by an adult male. The circumstances surrounding this incident are currently under investigation and no additional information can be released at this time.”
Dead or alive?
Also: We need a shocked face emoji.