Even Nixon Smiled

We know that Donald Trump takes his persona very seriously — he’ll watch tapes of his television appearances on mute to make sure his scowl is Just Right. It’s all about the presentation, since the substance is all sand.
And, fresh from his hostile takeover of the Twitter @POTUS account, here’s the Official Look for America’s new Fascist Era, all sunshine and optimism and—
Well, no. If this starts showing up at post offices, you’ll be forgiven for mistaking it for a Most Wanted poster.
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He looks extremely constipated and I think that tie is fucking ugly.
It’s from the King Jong Un collection right?
But even the extra shiny tie doesn’t completely distract from gawking at his two toned-can’t-take-a-shit face.
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