Fap Fap Revenge.Title: “Images You Should Not Masturbate To”

Authors: Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert

Rank: 54

Blurb: “Temporarily out of stock”

Review: “Kindle edition took both hands.”

Customers Also Bought: “Rude Hand Gestures of the World”

Footnote: Feet.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]


“Should not” but someone always does.

I don’t think there’s enough mind bleach to get that image out of my head.

Click to look inside doesn’t work

@CaptHowdy: I was wondering who would be the first one to check….

I am going to engage in some SERIOUS SERVER FUTZING this evening (or maybe this hour, if I’m feeling lucky), so if something breaks, that’s because it’s supposed to break, at least until it stops breaking.

(And for the Geekily Inclined: Swapping out Apache/mod_php for Nginx/PHP-FPM/Opcache/Memcached, because I need some practice before doing it elsewhere for realz.)

Still here?

Still editing here?

@nojo: Looks like I picked the wrong week to check on Stinque. Are we supposed to be your test audience or something? I want to renegotiate my contract.

@Dave H: Guinea Pig. Seems to be working fine so far, but it takes a few days to settle in.

@Mistress Cynica: I, Alone, Am Hamster. You may have any other Geek Spirit Animal but mine.

I choose monkey, but one of those cute little monkeys the size of your thumb. Y’know, a pygmy marmoset.

I’m on antibiotics so powerful they could bring a dead rhino back to life. Your geekdom cannot harm me.

@Dodgerblue: I decree your Geek Spirit Animal to be Dead Rhino.

My Geek Spirit Animal is a Christmas-tree destroying cat.

@Mistress Cynica: Speaking of which, our favorite misanthropic tuxedo cat has a new video.

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