KickStarter Proposal: Movie Called ‘100 Ways to Murder Kim Jong-un’

Isn’t this the plot of the new Terminator movie?

“I’ll be hack!”

If Chainsaw’s directing, I’ll kick in 50 bucks!

Come for the immense luscious breasts, stay for the nuclear inferno!

거대한 아름다운 가슴을 위해 올, 핵 지옥까지!

Question: Is Chris Matthews the dumbest man on the planet.

Also: Should one acquire two cats?

Plus: Does anyone speak Pug?

@Benedick:

1. Yes, outside of anyone on Fox.

2. One does not acquire cats. Usually works the other way.

3. Good boy!

Now North Korea’s internet access is down, and all they see is a screen with the terrifying words: “Coming soon a new Kinja experience.”
If that doesn’t defeat ’em, nothing will.

@¡Andrew!: On the rare occasion I visit a Gawker site these days, I marvel at the ability of commenters to fight their way through the system.

I also marvel at the ability of Gawker editors to still publicly disdain reverse-chronological homepages, which, whatever their faults, and like democracy, continue to perform better than any known alternative.

Happy Festivus everyone!

/odd moment of joy caused by finishing holliday shopping without fighting for parking spot and actually finishing shopping/

I haven’t been here as often as I would like. Hope for a better 2015 for everyone.

@ManchuCandidate: You too, Manchu!

@ManchuCandidate: May all your grievances be aired!

@nojo: LOL WUT.

@Benedick: Kinja is Gawker’s publishing platform, which—

Actually, I’m not sure what it does, beyond making Gawker comments impossible to follow. Which, most of the time, isn’t an issue, but sometimes I’ll follow a link to that neighborhood.

The reverse-chron homepage is what we do, what many blogs do, what Gawker used to do: Latest post first. But some years ago Gawker decided that made too much sense, even with a few “featured” stories to avoid burial in the stack, and now readers are lost in the wilderness of algorithm and design. A Gawker editor recently proclaimed undying fealty to that approach, but hey, I don’t make Denton Money, so whatever.

Watched The Interview tonight with my family. I was thoroughly entertained. Could’ve used more Lizzy Caplan, though.

Happy Jeebus’ Birf-day to all you who celebrate that sort of thing!

@SanFranLefty: A ti también : )

Boxing Day = used to be Canada City’s answer to Black Friday where thousands of normally sane people box each other for alleged bargains, parking spots, ATMs and shopping carts.

@ManchuCandidate: What happened to Boxing Day if that’s how it used to be? What a wonderful improvement if that bullshit no longer occurs — or are you implying it is now no longer limited to 12/26?

The internet is not doing enough to keep me entertained. I’m just saying.

@SanFranLefty:
No longer limited to 12/26. Sadly.

Plus we suffer Black Friday like you guys.