KickStarter Proposal: Movie Called ‘100 Ways to Murder Kim Jong-un’
You know you want to see this movie!
On the Internet.
Nojo, want to make a movie? If we can get even a few thousand bucks, we can recruit a film crew and crowdsource the script.
Here’s the frame: Kim Park Kim escapes from North Korea and invents a time travel machine so he can have 100 chances to kill Kim Jong-un but everyone in the world is so eager to kill him, too, he is forced to hold a contest and give away the other 99 chances.
The contest is simple. Kim Park Kim will chose the first 99 most imaginative ways to kill Kim Jong-un.
This sets up story to plot point two. Everyone is showing up at Kim Park Kim’s front door with money, drugs, immense luscious breasts to bribe him into selecting their grisly plan to kill Kim Jong-un.
Hucksters playing the obvious angle try selling time travel devices to North Korea to foil our heroes by murdering Kim Park before he escapes North Korea.
This will get us to plot point two. Even if we’re stuck for ideas, we can retread parts of the Palin opera.
What do you say, Nojo?