In other news, Yoda, aka Henry Waxman, who has ably represented my Congressional District for 40 years, has announced that he will not run for re-election. This is bad.
@Dodgerblue: Dodgerblue for Congress!
@SanFranLefty: Yeah, but how much would he pay for me to hide all the oppo research?
That headline is so Vince Foster.
Wow, that’s one butt-ugly Oregon basketball court.
@nojo: You’re cheap.
@blogenfreude: Bingo!
@SanFranLefty: I ll do his campaign posters! Let me just get a quick-hit reaction… Dodger, what comes to mind when I say “Speedo”? Don’t shoot it down too fast, it would TOTALLY work…
@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: “Vote for me or I’ll shoot this pipe.”
@Tommmcatt Au Gros Sel: I wore Speedos on my high school swim team. I don’t believe I could get my leg through the waist now.
LA Stinque-up on Monday: My lovely wife and I are having dinner with Cynica and Catt. Catt, I’ve told her that you are handsome, charming and cultured. Don’t fuck it up.
@Dodgerblue: How fun! Hugs for all.

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