How The Other One Percent Lives

Title: “The Romney Family Table: Sharing Home-Cooked Recipes & Favorite Traditions”

Author: Ann Romney

Rank: 61

Blurb: “Pull up a chair as Ann Romney invites you into her home and kitchen, combining some of her favorite foods with memories of raising five boys (such as coming home to find her young son completely covered in Marshmallow Fluff).”

Review: “All proceeds go to hospials (rather than Socialism medicine forced on the masses but not taken by those forcing it on us.)”

Customers Also Bought: “Home for the Holidays” by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and “Closer To The Truth” by Cher

Footnote: Don’t ask what’s in Mitt’s Meatloaf.

The Romney Family Table [Amazon]

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@ManchuCandidate: Right. We’re supposed to believe a: she cooked – as you put it – and b: she wrote this book.

Settle down . . . don’t sell Ann short. She has perfected her family’s favorite dish: Crow.

How do I know if I have arthritis?

@BobCens: Plus the cooking of small animals bagged by her husband in the wilds of La Jolla. Varmints, if you will.

@JNOV: It hurts. Could also be tendonitis.

@JNOV: Swelling in the joints, stiffness, and pain. Joints may also feel hot and inflamed.

Ann’s Unbelievable Bullshit sandwich is a lunchtime favorite in DC. Try the Obtuse Asshole pie for dessert.

I forced myself to read the comments to all the reviews. The GOP base is clearly alive and well and dominating Amazon reviews. Anyone who dared to give the Romney cookbook a low rating was attacked personally. The few comments that agreed with low ratings are all hidden. I’m glad to know these increasingly marginalized people have found other places where their opinions matter besides in the gerrymandered House of Representatives.

@JNOV: @Mistress Cynica: Also an ache, the pain might not be sharp or have an “acute” feel. Osteoarthritis sometimes has a grinding or popping feel or sound in the joint.

Um, Benedick told me that.

@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Well, yeah, when you try to get your feet behind your head like the old days only now it sounds like a Rice Krispies commercial.

Some of us are trying to read.

@Benedick and Cynica and KittyCatt: Thank you. I think my knee just hurts for the helluvit. A few ibuprofen helped.

@Benedick: What are you reading? I’m reading Far from the Tree, but my computer keeps getting in the way.

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Ann’s Staff’s Very Favorite Recipes

@¡Andrew!: Fuck Yeah Craig Romney’s Macaroni and Cheese!!

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