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Title: “Dr. Seuss’s Beginner Book Collection”

Author: Dr. Seuss

Rank: 94

Blurb: “A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds.”

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Review: “Unless you want your kid to pursue a career as a gangster rapper, or become a huge tree hugging liberal, I would stay away from this set of books.” (Squism Chaser)

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“I guess it was probably right then, right when I was setting it up when the curse began.” (Chia Barack Obama)

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