David Brooks Columns We Never Finished Reading Because He Failed to Execute a Citizen’s Arrest
“Not long ago, I was at a dinner with the chief executive of a large bank.” [NYT]
T/J: from the Dept of You Can’t Make This Shit Up:
Body of missing tourist found in hotel water tank
Los Angeles Times | February 19, 2013 | 1:23 PM
A Canadian woman who was last seen more than two weeks ago at a downtown Los Angeles hotel was found dead today inside a water tank on top of the building, authorities said.
A Cecil Hotel employee discovered the body of Elisa Lam, 21, about 10 a.m. while responding to a complaint about low water pressure, sources said.
I guess he’ll be teaching “The Importance of Being Self Important 101” at Yale next year, right?
@Dodgerblue: That raises so many questions.
@Dodgerblue: O.M.G. If I had stayed/showered at that hotel during those two weeks, I don’t think I would ever feel clean again.
@flippin: I wouldn’t recover until the hotel showered me with money.
@Mistress Cynica: I think we can assume that the hotel has put its insurance carrier on notice about a water tank full of lawsuits a’coming.
@Dodgerblue: Uh. Which hotel?
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