The Race for Biggest Asshole of 2013 Gets Off to a Rousing Start


Oh noes! Instead of giving to wingnut “charities” and Gawd-botherers, Ari will be forced to pay for things like infrastructure! Whatever will us nasty ol’ liberals do?!

I don’t think there’s a violin in the universe small enough to play a dirge for war propagandist Ari.

So, we’re getting to the heart of the matter. Donating to charities comes not out of the kindness of the wingnut heart, but out of its pure, cold calculating what’s-in-it-for-me greed.

@rptrcub: As the saying goes, give unless it hurts.

My Twitter question for Ari?

@tbogg my question for @AriFleischer ? did you donate any money to the families of innocent Iraqis or soldiers you helped W kill? you should.

In other words: I did not pay enough tax.

@nojo: Phrasemaker.

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