Holy Chemically Based Undecaying Mock Foodstuff, Batman!
Penguin: “I’ll ruin this town! Gotham City will be Twinkieless! I have hoarded all the Twinkies by hypnotizing the Twinkies delivery men.”
Commissioner Gordon: “Batman, this is terrible. All the Hostess Twinkies have disappeared from Gotham City. We need your help desperately.”
Batman: “Emergency, Robin! Get to the Batmobile!”
Robin: “My seat belt’s as good as fastened.”
Meanwhile, in Norfolk…
Just bought all the Twinkies in Downtown Norfolk. If you’re nice maybe we can share. twitpic.com/bdq4hr
— TheNorVa (@TheNorVa) November 16, 2012