Don’t Worry, Phil Knight Will Buy Them a New One
BREAKING NEWS; The ORE Duck head is missing. While skydiving today, it came loose & plummeted to earth. A search is ongoing. No joke.
— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) November 16, 2012
We have been in frequent correspondence with four separate people in Eugene today — three of them on campus — and nobody has brought this crisis to our attention.
Also, we’re laughing our ass off.
UPDATE: A campus source informs us that the Duck Head has been found. Probably doesn’t smell any worse than usual inside.
I have no idea what this means. But I took an Oxycodone so I don’t care. For medicinal purposes. And such as.
UCLA is beating up on the Spoiled Children from Figueroa Tech.
@Dodgerblue: Woot! Go Bruins!
@SanFranLefty: Next game vs the Tree! $100 to Hurricane Sandy relief says my boys win. Straight up, no points, no over/under. You in?
@Dodgerblue: You’re on.
ADD: Fear the Tree.
Am I to understand that the ORE Duck team is missing as well?
@nojo: Yep. Lost to the Leftys yesterday.
@Dodgerblue: Mr. SFL was at least able to laugh at The Onion’s take on their ridiculous ever-changing uniforms.
@SanFranLefty: All it needs is a line that they harvested the ducks from the Mill Race.
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