Don’t Worry, Phil Knight Will Buy Them a New One

We have been in frequent correspondence with four separate people in Eugene today — three of them on campus — and nobody has brought this crisis to our attention.

Also, we’re laughing our ass off.

UPDATE: A campus source informs us that the Duck Head has been found. Probably doesn’t smell any worse than usual inside.


I have no idea what this means. But I took an Oxycodone so I don’t care. For medicinal purposes. And such as.

UCLA is beating up on the Spoiled Children from Figueroa Tech.

@SanFranLefty: Next game vs the Tree! $100 to Hurricane Sandy relief says my boys win. Straight up, no points, no over/under. You in?

Am I to understand that the ORE Duck team is missing as well?

@nojo: Yep. Lost to the Leftys yesterday.

@SanFranLefty: All it needs is a line that they harvested the ducks from the Mill Race.

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