I Am Large, I Contain Hairballs
Title: “I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats”
Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Rank: 72
Blurb: “The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans.”
Sample Cat Poem:
I lick your nose
I lick your nose again
I drag my claws down your eyelids
Oh, you’re up? Feed me
Review: “Easily knocked to the floor. Repeatedly.”
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Footnote: Much better than you would expect from the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth.
I Could Pee on This [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Thor wrote a p[oem the other day:
Eat,eat , eat,
Pee, the curtians, then,
eat eat eat and sleep more
Where is my damn bully stick?
If I’m clever I can hide this poo
under the bed.
All his poems read almost exactly like that one.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: I once cat-sat for Silent Creative Partner, and was accused by Silent Creative Partner’s girlfriend of hiding the poo under the sheets. One of the odder denials I’ve made in my life.
You should read the preview pages at Amazon. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth really does know cats.
Some years ago – amorous with GF in the living room, move to the bedroom, slide under the sheets and … cat had puked under the sheets. Somewhat deflating …
@nojo: He has a really good blog and some awesome alternative ‘toons. I stumbled across him via JFruh, in the days of W and Comics Curmudgeon. Sally Forth has been better ever since.
@Beggars Biscuit: But does Sally Forth plumb the depths of human depravity like Funky Winkerbean?
@nojo: Funky Wienerbean is a sick weirdo. Seriously. I can’t believe you read that filth.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: I don’t. But the Comics Alliance website does a monthly post of the strangest Funky storylines.
The only comic I read regularly these days is Tom Tomorrow. Online.
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