Tomorrow’s Distractions Today!


Famed civil rights attorney Gloria Allred will be in a Boston area courtroom Wednesday in an attempt to unseal the sworn testimony given by Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, in a prior court case…

The emergency hearing will take place at the Norfolk Probate & Family Court in Canton, Massachusetts, and Justice Jennifer Ulwick will oversee the proceedings which will begin at 9 a.m. EST.

Daily Mail:

Donald Trump is to claim that he has unearthed divorce papers of Michelle Obama and the President, according to a respected financial pundit with links to the tycoon.

It is alleged that the eccentric real estate mogul will claim that the documents show the First Lady and the President were at one point in their two decades of marriage seriously considering splitting up.

If you’ve been considering throwing your television out a tenth-floor window, this might be a good moment.


9:44 pm • Tuesday • October 23, 2012

Mormon-out-of-wedlock vs. marital bump in the road? MO will go on Ellen post haste and take care of the latter.

11:11 pm • Tuesday • October 23, 2012

Without a trace of irony, the Man With Multiple Divorces will try to cast aspersions on the marriage of Barack and Michelle.

It may be time to bring back the vomitorium.

2:42 pm • Wednesday • October 24, 2012

And — surprise! — the Daily Mail gets it wrong, like everything else. $5 million for Obama’s college transcripts? Trump ain’t no Larry Flynt.

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