Think of the Wingnut Children

Title: “Land of the Pilgrims’ Pride”

Authors: Callista Gingrich and Susan Arciero

Rank: 59

Blurb: “In the New York Times bestseller, Sweet Land of Liberty, Ellis the Elephant sets off on a quest to find out how America became a free and exceptional nation. Now Ellis is back and ready to learn about the birth of our great nation in Land of the Pilgrims’ Pride.”

Review: “Anyone with an unrealistic fantasy about what information a child’s book should contain should return to their county of origin. Where, they can feel more comfortable with the large amount of child abuse and neglect present in society.”

Customers Also Bought: “America : A Patriotic Primer” by Lynne Cheney, “Dubs Goes to Washington: And Discovers the Greatness of America” by Dick Morris, “The Children’s Book of Heroes” by William J. Bennett, “Can’t Wait Till Christmas” by Mike Huckabee, and “Kids Are Americans Too” by Bill O’Reilly.

Footnote: Give me a child until he is seven and I will give you a lifetime of therapy.

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Wow, did Jerry Sandusky write that review?

And I thought Newt was the alternate-history writer. I’m sure this book mentions the Xtian Pilgrims were running away from larger Xtian sects in Europe so they could make sure everybody toed the line and worshiped Baby Jesus in the only correct way. No?

I did not know the Pilgrims were elephants. This really puts a whole new vision in my head of the first Thanksgiving. It could explain a lot about how pumpkins became so popular in the fall.

You’ve gotta love the historic accuracy of the symbol of the GOP dressed like a Pilgrim in 1620 waving the flag of a nation that won’t exist for more than 150 years. Top that, Newt!

I understand Steven Colbert is giving them as Xmas gifts this year.

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