Actually, he’s always seemed to me to be the dork the frat guys would beat the shit out of when he ratted them out for violating the campus code.
Lefty, I’ sure you appreciate that today is the most important day on the Farm’s calendar. It’s the day that you need to BEAT USC IN FOOTBALL.
Thank you.
Dodgerblue, UCLA ’72, ’75.
@Dodgerblue: Ahem, you were already summoned.
Believe me you, I’m hearing all about How.Important.This.Game.Is from Oregonians left and right.
P.S. I could have scored the field goal that the Stanford kicker whiffed in the first quarter.
@Dodgerblue: Touchdown, Tree! Suck it, Spoiled Children!
ADD: If (I can’t believe I’m jinxing myself by saying this) Stanford beats USC, will you wear a “Fear the Tree” shirt for a day?
ADD 2: Tree QB sacked. Spoke too soon.
ADD 3: Tree 21 – U$C 14. I may be going to the Farm tomorrow to pick out a shirt for Dodger.
ADD 4: Fuck yeah. I’m getting you the shirt, Dodger. It’s the least you could do, karma wise.
I’ve never regretted sleeping with a fraternity boy. NEVER!
The very idea!
@Dodgerblue: It’ll be in the mail by Monday.
@SanFranLefty: photo to follow.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America Trump's businesses got the "death" penalty for being scams.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America IMPALE!
¡ANDREW! • Morning in America If only there were a way to block Prezinazi AntiChrist's sinister, fugly face.
KAREN MARIE MIGHT BE PEEKING JUST A LITTLE • Morning in America Oh, hey, kids - long time no see! I am delighted to see you all still kicking it.
¡ANDREW! • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn @nojo: When bad things happen to bad people, and they get what they deserve.
NOJO • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn And now he’s dead. At 49. Of pancreatic cancer. Which he couldn’t afford, so he set up a…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America DISMEMBER!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America The Orange Grinch who stole an Election (and Top Secrets)
NOJO • Morning in America Needs a Dragnet narrator.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • IF TRUMP APEARS IN A PENITENTIARY, THE INMATES WILL DISMEMBER HIM WITHIN MINUTES! PIECE OF SHIT, TRUMP! DIE! DIE! DIE!