Highway to Hell

Our guest columnist only serves Diet Coke.


There’s no better way to kick off the beginning of summer than a road trip across our beautiful country. And who better to hit the road with than supporters.

That’s why I’m saving two seats on the bus for supporters like you.

The campaign bus is warming up to hit the campaign trail soon. Want to have a chance to join us?

Donate $5 today to be automatically entered for the chance to join me for a day on the road.

Hope to see you soon,

Mitt Romney

[via email]

So do the winners get actual seats or get strapped to the top of the bus?

Shouldn’t that be caffeine-free Diet Coke or is Mitt a speed freak?

@Walking Still: IIRC, the Elders ruled that caffeine doesn’t count in cold drinks.

@Mistress Cynica: In that case, just for consistency, alcohol should be allowed in cold drinks. Frozen margaritas all around.

@Mistress Cynica: Yeah. Rumor has it that they have stock in Coke, and that had something to do with the change, but iced-tea is verboten, so who the hell knows?

Prophet Monson prefers Pepsi despite his die-betus. (Wilford Bromley (RIP) –> Mormon)

@I’m passing for white: I think it’s Pepsi that the Mormon church is invested in.

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