Words to Live By
(using fingers to indicate triangular shape) SMELL SMELL SMELL GOOD NEW NEW NEW slice drink MATCH SPARKLER (thrown in air) STARS STARS STARS
— Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) June 1, 2012
You should know, if you don’t yet, that @Horse_ebooks is an automated spam account. But to cover its tracks, it tweets random non-spam to fool the automated spamhunters. Most days there’s a gem or two in the stream. And then, every once in awhile, your patience is richly rewarded.
I’ve been feeling an increasing need for a tramp stamp. Now I know what it should be.
@Benedick: HEY! I just finished 35 UP, and I AM NOT PLEASED! At 28, Squatter Kid Neil had patchy alopecia, rocked and was clearly in distress. At 35, he still has patchy alopecia, still rocks, has been picking at his face, and I am very very upset. 42 better be better for this guy. Seriously.
@Benedick: A digestive biscuit and a jar of cod liver oil, amirite?
¡ANDREW! • Other Useful Exposure Notifications @nojo: Apparently they have cliff divers to entertain patrons while they enjoy their meals. Mr. A!…
NOJO • Other Useful Exposure Notifications @¡Andrew!: So that’s not the waterpark? Been here eight years, still get my landmarks confused.
¡ANDREW! • Other Useful Exposure Notifications I saw that Casa Bonita is reopening in Denver OMGOMGOMG!! Y'all are so lucky--it'll be mass…
¡ANDREW! • Other Useful Exposure Notifications America Is An Out-Of-Touch Gerontocracy, And I’m Glad I Don’t Live There "These has-been…
¡ANDREW! • Other Useful Exposure Notifications Can we get a proof of life from Merrique "let them eat endless investigations" Garlandtoinette?…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Bye! And the drips keep on coming. With each lame denial comes another revelation about Justice Ruckus.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Bye! @¡Andrew!: Before we found about why Thomas goes as the Crow flies (in a private jet.)
¡ANDREW! • Bye! Survey Finds Nearly 6 In 10 Wealthy Americans Living Fraud To Fraud WASHINGTON—Noting that the…
NOJO • Bye! @¡Andrew!: From what I’m seeing in bits and pieces, yeah, Licht. CNN under Zucker was bad…
¡ANDREW! • Bye! @nojo: When life gives you Lemons (shrug). Not particularly sad, since: 1. Who still watches…