Blazing Saddle
Our guest plaintiff is Henry Wolf, who accuses the defendants of “Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress”.
Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to Plaintiff’s destination, after which Plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.
Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to Plaintiff due the their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on Plaintiff’s motorcycle.
Wolf v. BMW [PDF]
Uneasy Rider Sues BMW [Courthouse News Service, via Yahoo]
Maybe if you weren’t fucking your motorbike this wouldn’t have happened.
Let me get this straight: he has a perpetual boner, but can’t use it to have sex with? Riiiiggght. Sure.
Put him in a room with Orly Taitz for three minutes. That will kill any man’s boner, but quick. Probably turn him gay, too.
Love the Steppenwolf shout out
Must have got the girl seat, and not the boy seat.
Should have checked the label.
At my age, priapism is considered a blessing.
What. No loss of consortium? He should be going balls to the wall on this one.
TJ/ Ho ho ho! Using a real guitar and a real amp makes all the difference in the world. Barres? Pfft. I laugh at barres!
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