Light of My Life, Fire of My Loins. My Sin, My Soul.
“I want to know what is a 62-year-old man trying to follow a 14-year-old girl on Twitter.” —Jon Bruning to Don Stenberg in Tuesday’s debate for the Nebraska GOP Senate primary. Stenberg said his staff controls his Twitter account, and that the follow was a mistake. [Omaha World-Herald, via TPM]
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Young teen girl, the subject
Of creepy old man fantasy
He wants her so badly
Knows what he wants to be
Inside him there’s longing
This girl’s an open page
Twitter follower – he’s so close now
This girl is one fifth his age
Don’t Tweet, don’t Tweet so
Don’t Tweet so close to her
Pop quiz: no google. Where does she die?
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