“I think Gloria would be very, very impressed with [my penis].” —Donald Trump to TMZ, defending his initial rejection of Canada’s transgender Miss Universe contestant, who is now represented by celebrity ambulance-chaser Gloria Allred. We’re guessing TMZ bracketed “cock”. [via ThinkProgress]
I think that Gloria would also be impressed with my penis. It’s huge. Sometimes I think it has a life of its own. As I sit typing at my ‘work’ station it sneaks down my trouser leg to go hunting for snacks. It likes bacon and cream cheese. The pugs bark at it and it chases them out into the garden. I call it Nigel.
Do you think Trump’s penis wears a weird combover like he does? That would be impressive.
@Tommmcatt Wears A Hoodie Daily: Could you please rephrase? I’m out of mind bleach.
Roll out the barrel.
@Benedick: I’ve always been impressed with your penis. It’s amazing how it can do whole Gilbert and Sullivan oprettas without taking a breath. And the water-colors are first rate.
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