What America Talks About When It Talks About Love

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@blogenfreude: That didn’t take long.

We have the best moral panics in the whole world.

Women need to go Lysistrata on their ass.

The total ignorance of these buffoons is amazing. BCP are NOT like Viagra, idiots. Women take them for many reasons that have nothing to do with sex. But why let reason and facts get in the way of calling every single woman who uses prescription birth control a slut?

One of the most fucked up things about this “debate” is the following: contraceptives for women do not “allow them to have sex.” What they do is prevent pregnancy. Women can have sex whether or not they use contraceptives. Now, Viagra, on the other hand, serves just one purpose: it allows men, who are otherwise incapable, to have sex.

So why is this debate about how women who want their health insurance to cover contraceptives are whores? Why isn’t it about how men whose health insurance covers Viagra are man-whores?

@Mistress Cynica:
It’s always been. If they had that kind of understanding and reason then they wouldn’t be such assholes in the first place.

@Serolf Divad:
Because it’s okay to be a whore if you’re white, male and straight.

@Serolf Divad:

The conservative “thought” pattern on this is: contraception “allows” wimmins to have sex because pregnancy is actually SKYGAWD’s way of punishing sluts.

@Mistress Cynica: Like Republican Virginia legislator Dave Albo’s wife went Lysistrata on his ass
With these fuckers a woman is either a slut, or, if she doesn’t put out; has a stick up her ass, a prick tease or a lesbo. It’s all a shaming game aimed at women. Nothing is beneath these cock suckers.
Add/ Worse is the reaction and acceptance of this behavior by conservative women. Disgusting.

@ManchuCandidate: Amen, brother. Look at hawt hawt hawt Mario Lopez’s career with the wimmins. He’s not white, but slutting around and not getting guff for it has been the provanence of straight guys since Jacob and Esau.

/TJ/ It’s Friday, I’m bored and unmotivated at work after a lovely vaycay, and I can’t even stomach all this wimmen-hating talk from these conservutard assholes. Therefore, I’m reposting my Friday afternoon source of increasingly-hard-to-disguise giggles for all y’all’s edification.

@flippin eck: Thanks for the link. I needed the laugh. We spent time this afternoon huddled in a bathroom as major tornadoes were rolling through about 15 miles to the north. All we got was a thunderstorm with high winds but others weren’t so lucky. We’re waiting to see how many people died today. My wife hasn’t been able to contact friends who live in Henryville and Marysville.

I knew we were in for it this morning when I saw Jim Cantore here in Jeffersonville waiting for the tornado outbreak. Thanks Weather Channel.

OMG! OMG! PETER TORK IS ON RACHEL!

OK, I was waiting for someone else to comment on “…I am offended by many of these same people thinking I should be subsidizing what has, for years, been considered a consensual act.”, but I guess it’s up to me.

For years? Meaning for decades and centuries and millenia just plain rape was OK? Shit! I missed out on a lot of opportunities to take what I wanted since I was a mid-teen in the mid-1950’s until “years” ago, dammit! Guess I was mis-informed in those days.

@RevZafod: Erickson has no luck with women, clearly – much the same as Ross “Chunkier Reese Witherspoon” Douthat has no idea what to do with a woman who is interested in him. Thankfully an 18 year old me knew what to do when a 17 year old hottie, as we lay by a pond, whispered “I’m on the pill”. Memories.

@Dave H: Hope things aren’t too bad for you. I’ve been reading about the tornadoes. Thoughts are with you.

@Dave H: Horrifying news out of Indiana. Hope you and all your friends are OK.
Any other Stinquers in TN/IN/ other affected states, please check in. We worry.

@Serolf Divad: Indeed. And never ever get near a 20-something dude who swiped his dad’s. Trufax.

Hide your Levitra
From your sons
Hide your Cialis
From your sons
Hide your Viagra
From your sons
Cuz they’re bonin’ every movin’ thing out here.

@Mistress Cynica: LynnLightfoot in Indiana, please report! Mellbell, hope your family is all accounted for and ditto our Tennessee Stinquers.

@SanFranLefty: All of us in Bloomington and nearby are fine. Since our household is carless, my shopping expeditions (groceries, etc.) are frequent and on foot. That means the Weather Channel is often on. Just recently they began using a new computer model for forecasting, and they had been warning since Monday that all hell was gonna break loose on Friday, so I stayed in all day poised to hustle the two of us into the bedroom closet as soon as the tornado siren went off. [Last spring was pretty scary here. The oldest parts of town lost lots of mature trees, as did the IU campus. That day I stuck my head out the front door to check the western sky just as the loudest and fiercest gust of wind I’ve ever heard or felt rushed past my nose. I’ll never again feel the least bit blase about tornado watches, which are frequent here (although it’s usually Ellettsville, a small town just west of us, that gets touchdowns).] My sister-in-law, who lives just north of Charlotte, NC, called last evening to check on us. A friend of hers set off from there Friday morning to ride his motorcycle to Henryville, IN, where his wife recently found a job. I don’t know yet whether she was ever able to reach him on his cell phone. She hadn’t been able to when she called us. I can’t imagine that he was able to get very far yesterday without having to take shelter somewhere in Tennessee or Kentucky or even western NC from the rains and hail and “manifest flying whatnots.”

We got a little bit of rain in the early morning and that was it. We were very lucky.

@lynnlightfoot: Thanks for the report. Good to know you’re OK.

@lynnlightfoot: You can’t be too cautious with shit like that. Glad to hear y’all are okay. hugs and kisses to you and Monsiour Lightfoot.