The Spill of It All

“Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.” —Democrat state senator Constance Johnson’s proposed satirical amendment to Oklahoma “Personhood” bill. [Jezebel, via Political Wire]


Straight from the mouths of Monty Python to your lawbooks.

I had to actually click the linque to confirm whether said Democratic state senator was doing this with serious intent, or out of sarcasm. Becaue that’s where Oklahoma is as a member of the Union.

“Your honor, I wish to offer in evidence sixteen gym socks, this Fleshlight, and this copy of the May 2005 edition of Penthouse.”

@blogenfreude: I am at the right height to go for the sink drain. As a young man I would have needed stand across the room but not anymore. Especially after consuming Kesslers.

@blogenfreude: penthouse, i remember all to well. before bob guccione died he was forced into bankruptcy. at the hearing the judge was dismayed that such a high demand product could result in bankruptcy. he asked bob what happened. bob said, judge you won’t believe what women are doing on the internet these days. i can’t compete.

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