We Interrupt This Republican Primary for Democratic Talking Points
“Mitt Romney is depicted as a financier ‘more ruthless than Wall Street’ and a son of privilege responsible for firing thousands of workers in a film bankrolled by Newt Gingrich supporters set to be released today in South Carolina.” [Bloomberg]
[sound of Obama opening another cold one]
I told you someone was gonna go so far right that they’d end up on the left.
And of course, FOX News calls Gingrich out for it.
@matador1015: Clearly Newt’s just positioning himself for a coveted MSNBC show.
Wait, what?
@matador1015: See my conspiracy theory in the Birther Cagematch post.
I’m so tired.
@nojo: Well, someone’s gotta fill for Pat Buchanan.
@matador1015: WorldNetDaily is saying that “MSNBC eliminated its last conservative”, ignoring Joe Scarborough, Michael Steele, and McCain campaign honcho Steve Schmidt.
@redmanlaw: I’ll be waiting for the day Newt says something like “Mormons are like Muslims in that…”. At that point, Obama will light up a blunt to go with his cold one.
I have to admit, I found “King of Bain” to be clever.
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