Suck On It, Nostradamus
Title: “The Harbinger: The ancient mystery that holds the secret of America’s future”
Author: Jonathan Cahn
Rank: 14
Blurb: “Is it possible… That there exists an ancient mystery that holds the secret of America’s future? That this mystery lies behind everything from 9/11 to the collapse of the global economy? That ancient harbingers of judgment are now manifesting in America? That God is sending America a prophetic message of what is yet to come?”
Review: “Rabbi Cahn has written this as a narrative. However, the facts are verifiably true! He tells of the connection of the events since 9/11 to Isaiah 9:10 that explain why America has been experiencing unprecedented events in the weather patterns and in government!”
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Footnote: Isaiah 9:10: “The bricks are fallen down, but we will build with hewn stones: the sycomores are cut down, but we will change them into cedars.” Mmmmkay.
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The future ain’t what it used to be.
A fellah could make a good living selling Bible based Doomstday conspiracy theories. Plenty of people do. The succeptibililty of the credulous to numerological nonsense makes it all too easy: There are seven letters in Isaiah, just as there are seven letters in Barack. Was the Bible trying to warn us of our current president through the prophesies of Isaish? It’s like the Kennedy/Lincoln assasination “co-incidences”: Kennedy was shot while riding in a Lincoln, Lincoln was shot while attending a play about the Cuban Missile Crisis, etc.
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