Happy New Year!
As we enter the thirteenth year of the New Millennium, once again we ask the Eternal Question: Where are the jetpacks?
Woooo… I hope to hell this year is much better than last year… I hated 2011.
Way hey! James Joyce ouevre is now public domain. What’s a corpse but rotten meat?
@Nabisco: He should have done Finnegans Mouse and copyrighted it into eternity.
Happy New Year, from the Maui airport! May we all have a healthy and fulfilling year.
Nothing like a good old-fashioned tape-delayed Times Square ball drop.
Non-girlfriend NYEs are nothing new. Countdown held around a craps table by O’Hell Airport. Which works well for life in general.
I have a jet pack. I just need a test subject. I’m thinking Balloon Boy’s father.
@nojo: That shit started boring me when I was 15.
And this from LOLGOP:
“These people in Times Square. Who is their leader? What are their specific demands?”
@ManchuCandidate: Dude.
I want to come to Candialand and bug you. I think hitchhiking with truckers is a workable plan. Getting my passport renewed might be a problem, but maybe military ID will suffice.
We can eat popcorn!
Anyway, I don’t know how far east or west you are of me, but if you trust me to not pull a Gerald’s Game on you, we’re good to go.
@JNOV is coming undone:
Ha.
I live in the Toronto area.
Technically it’s the twelfth year of the millennium, but you knew that.
@ManchuCandidate: Well, Helloooo, There! (How did I miss this?) Working on passport and truck stop locations now. Who knows? I might earn some beer money along the way. I’m almost down to making it the old fashioned way, dude, and urrrrrn it. (Sort of kidding.)
@mellbell: The First Millennium was 999 years. It was a miracle.
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