There’s an Ass for That
- “A Santorum Surge?” [NRO]
- “The Rick Santorum surge is here” [Salon]
- “Republican Romney tops Iowa, Santorum surges” [Reuters]
- “Gingrich Collapse Fuels Santorum Surge in Iowa, Solidifies Romney Lead in New Hampshire” [Time]
- “Santorum surge: Underdog candidates push for surprise Iowa caucus ‘win'” [Christian Science Monitor]
- “Santorum Surges In Iowa As Romney And Paul Battle For First” [TPM]
- “Romney and Santorum surge as Iowa caucuses near” [WaPo]
- “Santorum Surges” [Dick Morris]
- “Santorum Surge: It’s Real and Spectacular” [The Other McCain]
- “Santorum surges from behind in Iowa” [Philly Daily News, for the win]
I can’t wait for the inevitable Santorum Leaks Support or Santorum Dries Up headlines.
Note: Looking the results of this week’s poll. My aren’t we a horny lot… I voted for fucking too.
@ManchuCandidate: “GOP united by newfound love for Santorum” vice “Romney takes Iowa, mops up Santorum”.
Win-win, I say.
ADD: most polls are aspirational.
Iowans ♥ Santorum.
Santorum. Relax and open up.
Santorum. He’ll still love you cum morning.
Santorum. The wet spot you can’t forget.
Santorum. At least it’s not Gingrich.
I want a “Teabaggers for Santorum” bumper sticker.
More of a squirt than a surge, really.
A Santorum bubble?
Santorum Tsunami!
thankfully, there will never be a santorum landslide.
@jwmcsame:
I dunno, the 2012 GOP convention is, er, *coming* up… ;)
I might have to make a late-entry nomination for the Stinque Nice Person Category for Dan Savage, who I believe was a contestant last year for starting the “It Gets Better” campaign, as he and his readers ensured that Santorum would never be taken seriously again thanks to the power of Teh Googlez. Maybe the “Best Use of Google of the Decade” award?
Runner up being the Kay Bailey Hutchinson Texas governor campaign cornering the “Rick Santorum gay” Google algorithm.
@Serolf Divad: I am screaming with laughter here. Thanks!
In fact, this post and thread totally win the internets for the week.
@FlyingChainSaw: “Frothy Tsunami.” Hmmm. Sounds like an 80s “skinny tie” band.
@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: I’m still laughing at “Santorum Surges From Behind.” Buy that editor a drink.
@Dodgerblue: Yeah, I was glad I hadn’t just put coffee in my mouth when I read that or I would have to buy my brother a new laptop.
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