I’m a Godless Heathen, and I Approved This Message


Andy Cobb & The Partisans from Second City respond to Gov. Good Hair’s I’m Rick Perry,and I’m Not a Secret Muslim ad:

Oh, and there’s this:

[L.L. Bean: Original Field Coat]

If I buy a coat like that will I be as hot as Heath Ledger was? Isn’t that how it works?

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I have a coat like Rick’s with the color scheme reversed that I use for cutting wood. It’s a Brand X knockoff of a Carhartt (which cats here wear, not LL Bean) but it’s warm and wears like iron. BTW, Heath’s picture above looks like my friend’s brother who is a game and fish officer up in the northeastern part of the state. That other dude does not look like a cowpoke at all.

Dudes on a gun blog I read this morning are mocking the shit out of Perry for that ad and are disgusted in general with the GOP field.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Product description: ” . . . broken-in . . . Bi-swing shoulders allow you to move with ease . . . “

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: The one in the video looks like something I wore in the Seventies.

Didn’t Perry’s wife discover his at home gobbling one of his staffer’s schlongs? How does he square his schlong gobbling with his TV hatecast? Can’t someone at Fox ask him?

@Benedick: And look how sexy you are! I’m totally getting one.

@redmanlaw: It’s that bi-swing that always gets you in the end.

@Benedick: Isn’t it more a Rep. Schock turquoise than a teal?

@SanFranLefty: It is teal with aqua accents. Turquoise is so 20th cent.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: You should. It is so handy at the mall while shopping for rutabagas.

Irony alert- The music on Perry’s spot is by that gay Jewish composer, Aaron Copland.

@WaltTrombone: Let’s rescue this from being buried in my debate blather.

@nojo: I tried. But you had a 6 pack.

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