Two Turkeys Walk Into An Abattoir

We celebrate Thanskgiving the traditional way, with our Third Annual Turkey Roast. With any luck, one of the turkeys will be a trivia answer in a year or two.

nojo
7:00 am • Thursday • November 24, 2011
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ManchuCandidate

8:52 am • Thursday • November 24, 2011

Even minus the head, the dead turkey still has a huge lead on IQ points over what’s her face.

Dave H

11:39 am • Thursday • November 24, 2011

An instant classic. How come the guy draining turkey blood never got his 15 minutes of fame when a useless clown like J the P did?

Also, do they have to keep the ex-gov out of the rain so she doesn’t drown?

chicago bureau

1:41 pm • Thursday • November 24, 2011

You know, Sarah Plain & Dumb is KICKING herself right now for not jumping in. But it’s to our benefit, naturally.

Walking Still

9:49 pm • Thursday • November 24, 2011

@Dave H: No, to make sure she doesn’t melt.

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