Two Turkeys Walk Into An Abattoir
We celebrate Thanskgiving the traditional way, with our Third Annual Turkey Roast. With any luck, one of the turkeys will be a trivia answer in a year or two.
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Even minus the head, the dead turkey still has a huge lead on IQ points over what’s her face.
An instant classic. How come the guy draining turkey blood never got his 15 minutes of fame when a useless clown like J the P did?
Also, do they have to keep the ex-gov out of the rain so she doesn’t drown?
You know, Sarah Plain & Dumb is KICKING herself right now for not jumping in. But it’s to our benefit, naturally.
@Dave H: No, to make sure she doesn’t melt.
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