It’s the last Hutt standing.
two people are even happier than Newt about his meteoric rise. Obama and Romney.
@Capt Howdy: Yup. He’s unelectable.
@ManchuCandidate: Do’t make me spit Tito’s. It’s wasteful.
@Capt Howdy: @Dodgerblue: My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Preznint of the United States (fanfares, drums, court curtseys, Court of St James’s dress diplomatic uniforms, hot Coldstream Guards lining up dates with wealthy admirers) Newt… Gingrich…!
I mean, good Lord! It is to laugh! Although I must admit to a sneaking desire to see Callista in a tiara (I’m thinking tremblers; not to be confused with tremblors). I imagine she’s been camping out at Tiffany’s for weeks.
We need a timeline with photos of the half-dozen or so GOP font runners we’ve had so far in this race. Isn’t the order something like Palin, Bachmann, Perry, Cain and Newt? Once they cycle through the top they drop like a rock. Romney has had second place all to himself for months and then there’s the guys like Johnson, who never caught fire.
@redmanlaw:
I think you’ve got it.
Curly, Shemp, Joe Besser, Curly Joe, and Larry Fine with Mittens as Moe Howard.
@ManchuCandidate: /flies geek flag
@redmanlaw: Huntsman is the only real candidate.
Campus shooting at Berkeley. Suspect in custody.
@redmanlaw: Brings new meaning to “Rope a Dope”
Amazing how these GOP motherfuckers resign in disgrace and manage to monetize it to great effect.
@blogenfreude: What’s Tom DeLay doing now? Is he still free pending appeal of the Texas conviction?
@redmanlaw: googled it and I can’t find much – shouldn’t that fucker be in the system at this point?
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