It Seemed Like Such an Easy Way to Make $100 at the Time…

A 21-year-old (obviously drunk, obviously unnamed) man had to be cut out of a children’s swing set in a Vallejo, CA park this weekend after getting stuck in the seat during an ill-fated $100 bet with friends.  Around 9 pm on Friday, the man greased up his legs with liquid detergent and got in the bucket seat, but then his legs started swelling, he became stuck, and he could not get out of the seat. His friends left him there, and it wasn’t until 6 am Saturday morning that a groundskeeper heard him screaming.  The Vallejo fire fighters who showed up decided that rather than try to cut him out of the seat on the scene, they would cut the chains and transport him to the hospital still in the chair, wearing a giant rubber diaper.

No word yet if he got the 100 bucks.

[SF Chronicle]

Seriously, who the fuck is dressing Rick Perry? He looks like he makes his suits himself.

This is why 21 year olds can’t have nice things.

@SanFranLefty: That’s his wife? The crazy big-hair one wearing a sack?

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: no doubt. his suit fits like a salvation army special on the homeless. all he needs is a week old beard, some lip spittle, and a broke tooth to perfect the picture.

@SanFranLefty: from the article you posted:
God was already speaking to me but (Rick) didn’t want to hear it,” she (anita perry)said.
“He felt like he needed to see the burning bush. I said, ‘Look, let me tell you something. You may not see that burning bush but there are people seeing that burning bush for you,’”

rick perrys burning bush moment:
rick: honey, who’s that you’re talkin’ to in our bed so late at night?
anita: god
rick: tell him to leave us alone, it’s time to get our freak on
anita: ok
rick: (a few seconds later, under rustling sheets) god damn honey, your bush is on fire. you’re burning up.
anita: told ya. god’s been wearing me out. he said you should run for president and spend all your time on the campaign trail. i’ll be fine right here at home.

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