Modifications Include Substituting a Can of Crisco and a Sack of Potatoes for Lincoln and Douglas
“A group of tea-party activists in Texas will host a ‘modified Lincoln–Douglas debate’ between Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich next month.” [NRO, via Political Wire]
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A debate between a Douglas Fir and a Lincoln Log would be more intelligent.
And by “modified”, they mean replacing that DFH Lincoln with a second, louder copy of Douglas.
Actually, they should just run it as a telethon – whoever can huck the most books before time runs out is declared the WINNAR!
@al2o3cr:
So I’m guessing the over/under would be 9.
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