Rick Perry, Sociopath

Governor of Texas Rick Perry is about to take the stage in South Carolina to announce his candidacy for the presidency. And the scrutiny will increase, as it always does. And we might finally get the answer to a most important question:

Frankly, we’re disinclined to believe the “gay” rumors about Perry at this point – if for no other reason than the fact that he is clearly moving towards a presidential bid. He’s also moving toward an announcement with his wife’s support – while ramping up his rhetoric against homosexuality.

Two words: John Edwards.

Perry just asked the audience to “take a silence” for members of the military. He’s been described as the perfect candidate if you thought Bush was a bit too cerebral.

There are also rumors of lots of money spent on “sluts and hookers” for Perry and his staff:

I am a 3 time delegate to the Texas state Republican convention (2006, 2008, 2010). I am also a patron of Austin’s strip clubs. My excellent and credible sources (plural) in Austin’s strip clubs tell me that Rick Perry, a la Bill Clinton, has an enabling entourage that gets him “young hotties” to have sex with both here in Austin and especially when he is on the road. As it was described to me, Rick Perry acts like he is in a porno video when he is on the road, having orgies with his entourage.

Christian “family values” hypocrite and adulterer Rick Perry is sitting on a keg of slut-fueled nitroglycerine that could explode in such a way that would make Anthony Weiner look like a mere pimple pop. That is why adulterer Rick is being such a tease about running for president. Capiche?

Seems that we might get a few blog posts out of this guy.


So he made it official: and it’s more of the usual “repeal health care”, “get our fiscal house in order”, “simplify the tax system.” Tim Pawlenty suddenly irrelevant.

@ManchuCandidate: As soon as I wrote that line I thought of that …

Dirty Prick didn’t announce in Texas.
Very clever announcing at a conservative blog conference.There will be furious cross-linking among freeper and teabag sites. No “santorum-like” search returns for Rick.

@texrednface: In a sane country his view that SS and Medicare are unconstitutional would doom his candidacy.

He’s got good hair. How tall is he?

@blogenfreude: All ‘merka needs to know is he’s a good christian man.

@Dodgerblue: Depends on whether he’s wearing his high-heeled cowgirl boots. Barry is still taller.

Rick, like his predecessor Dubya, was a cheerleader at that bastion of male dominance Texas A&M.
He had the biggest hips on the squad

@blogenfreude: You have two words? You have two fucking words? John Edwards IS GAY?

This explains so much. The refusal to rôle play Coach/Jock; Batman/Robin; American flyer/Brit Landscape gardener. The phone calls never returned. It’s all about denial. That poor dumb jock who grew into a muscular mega-successful trial lawyer and presidential candidate! I forgive him. I must go Yahoo his sweet ass.

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