Actually, We Were Thinking Cagematch

“‘They want to see two girls come together and have a mud wrestling fight, and I am not going to give that to them,’ Bachmann told a voter Wednesday who asked about her relationship with the former Alaska governor.” [CNN]


Why should she? She’s got the “momentum” while Snow Grifter Princess is drowning in her own excuses.

OK, if not mud wrestling, then why not a history test instead?

Nevermind the cagematch, RPGs at 10 paces. ;)

the best movie i’ve ever seen was “9 girl oil orgy” staring jena haze and 8 female supporting actresses of course. i settle for a 2 girl oil orgy sequel from those two as long as the family research council didn’t force hollywood to rate it pg-13.

Actually, I’ve written both of them to consider an informercial comprised of them engaged in an extended make-out session wearing Nazi SS uniforms. Talibunny’s agent loved it and wants to see the contract terms but Bachmann is thinking about it.

@FlyingChainSaw: with toys? make sure they both wear their glasses at first. can you get brea olson in on the deal for a 3-way? she finally took off running from charlie sheens place and might need the work now. if not her, stormy daniels almost ran against vitter in louisiana. that counts as political experience, don’t it?

@jwmcsame: Get Kitty Harris and her horse in there for the three way.

@jwmcsame: Oh good God, you mentioned Stormy! Everybody run!

@SanFranLefty: we gotta hooters waitress round here who is a state senator:

she is a political novice and could learn much from palin/bachmann, especially if she co-stared in flying chain saws new movie.

@Benedick HRH KFC: stormy was hoping vitter would drudge up her adult entertainment background, whereupon (is that a real word?) she could retort: you’re exactly right sir. adult. unlike a baby entertainment background where folks wear diapers.

@jwmcsame: Or novel environments. Like imagine a three-way in the Alaskan wilderness, with our lovelies writhing ecstatically in the entrails of a freshly killed moose.

@FlyingChainSaw: I’m starting to worry that you’re abandoning your long-standing (so to speak) progressive Dem fantasy of Dodger’s secret girlfriend Shelley Oh! and your favorite ginger Elizabeth Kucinich making out for a fantasy featuring these Rethuglicans.

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