Three Grifters Walk Into a Bar

WorldNetDaily, Wednesday:

Billionaire businessman Donald Trump, who staged a weeks-long public campaign questioning Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president during March and April — and rose to the top of the pool of potential candidates for the 2012 GOP nomination then as a result — says he believes the “birth certificate” released by the White House is forged.

His comments came yesterday in a telephone call to WND senior reporter Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., who is appearing on wall-to-wall radio programs — between 10 and 20 per day — to respond to questions about his latest best-seller, “Where’s the Birth Certificate? The Case That Barack Obama is Not Eligible to be President.”

Donald Trump to Mother Jones, Thursday:

Is his birth certificate legitimate? I hope it is for the good of the country, but that’s for experts to determine — not me. I have not read the book written by Jerry Corsi nor did we discuss whether or not the birth certificate was computer generated or in any way fabricated. I merely asked him how his book was doing and wished him good luck.

WorldNetDaily, later Thursday:

“He kept urging us to hold press conferences — assuring us he’d be right behind us, holding our coats, so to speak” said [WND Editor Joseph] Farah. “When I pushed him to join us, he quickly backed off — saying he couldn’t jump back into the issue right now. I have strongly begun to suspect that Trump had other motives than seeking the truth about Obama. I think he was pumping Corsi for information for some other purpose than being on the right side of history.”

Let’s savor that line for a moment: I have strongly begun to suspect that Trump had other motives than seeking the truth about Obama.

You think?

Farah himself has done good trade selling all those billboards, signs and bumper stickers, and WND is publishing Corsi’s book — all in the interest of seeking the truth, of course.

But what makes this delicious is that after Trump, Corsi and Farah joined forces to con America for a few weeks, they’re now accusing each other of pulling a fast one.

If Quentin Tarantino ever wants to do a political movie, we think we have a pitch.

nojo
7:00 am • Friday • May 27, 2011
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6 Comments

al2o3cr

8:16 am • Friday • May 27, 2011

“Do you see a sign out front that says, ‘Dumb Teabagger Storage’?” ;)

ManchuCandidate

10:54 am • Friday • May 27, 2011

The Trumpian Candidate?

PS: Styx does stink.

Serolf Divad

12:09 pm • Friday • May 27, 2011

I have a feeling Donald Trump is that guy from Reservoir Dogs who refuses to leave a tip for the waitress.

jwmcsame

2:57 pm • Friday • May 27, 2011

@Serolf Divad: mr pink, steve buscemi is not that fucked up. i liken donalds rump to reggie, daniel benzali’s character in suckers, a used car sales classic.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199054/

CheapBoy

11:26 pm • Friday • May 27, 2011

I soooo hate being tea bagged by guys with hairy balls.

They make me hack up fur balls *Ack ack huuuuurrk*

flypaper

1:42 am • Saturday • May 28, 2011

@CheapBoy: ~~Wouldn’t that make you the baggee, not bagger? And when aren’t they hairy?~~

Oh, right. Never mind.