Osama bin Laden’s Posthumous Rimshot

“He talks about targeting priorities. He says the president is of course the top target if you could get a shot at him. Also the military chiefs like the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the defense secretary, top military people. There is a note indicating that the vice president is not an important target because that position has less weight.” [ProPublica]

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Clearly Cheney was the more powerful Sith Lord of the two, given that he was able to shield himself from Bin Ladin through Jedi mind tricks.

A month before 9/11, Cheney was extremely depressed and worried because he beleived that he was a target of bi Laden, according to a story I heard from his guide on a fly fishing trip in Wyoming.

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