Osama bin Bow Wow

We have a sneaking suspicion this is too good to be true — like the wife as human shield — but as they say, print the legend:

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

Nobody’s claiming Osama himself acquired or watched the porn, nor is it clear where in the compound Team Six found the stash. But it does make sense of the dope garden.

Pornography found in bin Laden hideout: officials [Reuters]
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@ManchuCandidate: You have some competition on the song parody front. Swapping “blunders dolts infighting” for “thunder bolts and lightning” is a stroke of genius.

@ManchuCandidate: Ooh snap, my brotha!

But. SRSLY. Goats. I want goats. I love goats. They so pretty. I want horsies and goats. But mostly goats. The only animal I can think of more obstinate and bloody-minded than a wild-boar standard dachshund.

PS. Pug pron in that place soon.

@Benedick HRH KFC: My friend back home is raising goats to sell the milk. Her husband from Mexico is looking forward to roast goat someday, a plan the banker’s artistic daughter opposes. I’m with hubby on this one.

Another musical reference and a threat to unlease goatse on us….this is what constitutes Stinque After Dark now? How are the mighty fallen.

Here, kids, here’s some legitimate eye candy: Remember Barry’s hot speechwriter? He finally grew out his buzzcut and he’s hotter than ever! We can overlook his youthful stupidness with that cardboard cutout of Hills, right? Who of us hasn’t been tagged in an unfortunate Facebook photo?

Pot and porn? Damn, sounds like a fun place to hang out. Except, you know, for the SEALS.

naturally i’m the only one who clicked on “dope garden”
BIN LADIN BIN BLAZIN !!!!
HF just wrote on my FB wall:
“he’s just like you and me! well, definitely you”
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
where’s tommie?!

@ManchuCandidate: Tomorrow’s news is the discovery of erotic asphyxiation at the compound.

@baked: Getting shot in the eye really harshes one’s mellow.

Are we believing this porn and weed story? What, was he living in a frat house? Or is it misinformation designed to make him look bad?

@Dodgerblue: The pot was found independently outside the compound wall, so that’s good. Elsewhere it’s being reported that the porn may have been used to pass messages, which would be totally awesome.

But do I buy the story? Not until the third revision.

@nojo: Steganographic embedding? Been theorized before by cryptographers. Got a link?

@FlyingChainSaw: I’ll link to Rachel, since that’s where I heard it. Steganography isn’t specifically mentioned, but since they’re talking stills (not video), that would make sense.

Also, it’s a hunch they’re playing (following a previous hunch), not yet confirmed fact. I just hope they washed their hands before fingering the thumb drives.

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