Bristol to Continue Palin Family Tradition of Whoring Their Children
Our guest columnist likely needs an intervention.
BIO has ordered ten half-hour episodes of an untitled Bristol Palin/Massey brothers docu-series from Associated Television International, it was announced today by David McKillop, Executive Vice President, Programming, A&E Network and BIO Channel. The series follows Bristol Palin’s move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity in need while living with her good friends Chris and Kyle Massey. The series is slated to air in late 2011.
She’s the most famous single mother in America. And she became a national media darling during her odds-defying, ratings record-breaking run on “Dancing with the Stars.” Now as Bristol Palin gears up for her work in this charity, she is allowing cameras exclusive access into her personal life for the first time.
While on “Dancing,” Bristol became extremely close with fellow contestant, actor Kyle Massey. Since the show, Bristol, Kyle, and Kyle’s brother, actor Christopher Massey, have become best friends; so much so, that since Bristol and Tripp have to move to Los Angeles for her new job, she decides to move in with the Massey brothers who are also about to realize how much their lives are about to change.
“Bristol is the kind of personality BIO is drawn to,” said McKillop. “Her personal life has been playing out in the media for several years but this will be the first time she’s opening up her real life, with her son and her friends the Massey Brothers.”
Bristol Palin Reality Show: Palin, Massey Brothers In New BIO Channel Show [HuffPo]
Nous sommes tous des habitants de l’Alaska
I miss when Arts & Entertainment used to be known as the Allies & Explosions channel.
OK, who’s setting up the “time until leak of sex tape” pool? ;)
Yo Nabisco, Dodgers v Pirates today. I’m still afraid of Dave Parker.
I call July 14.
BTW. The pic. WTF? Bristols plus bro? 2 bros together? And if that’s Bristols is that big pink thing her ear? Or an embryo? And if that’s the case does that make this pic a business expense?
But one thing seems clear: Palin isn’t running. Unless she’s running on the Whore ticket.
@Benedick HRH KFC: It’s Levi Johnston and his sister Mercede. I’m so, so ashamed of knowing that.
@mellbell: Darling. I would be too. That’s worse than knowing the complete storyline of Friends from beginning to end. (Quick: What is Cups? ha ha. I know. I also know who plays Mindy)
@mellbell: Oh and also, ‘Mercede’? Not, ‘MercedeS’? Yeah well I’m Tiffahnee.
PS He’s hideous.
@Benedick HRH KFC: Je vois ce que vous avez fait là.
TJ:
In news from CrazyState USA, Governor Drinkwhineandbrew’er is writing a book called (i shit you not): “Scorpions for Breakfast
My Fight Against Special Interests, Liberal Media, and Cynical Politicos to Secure America’s Border.” In keeping with her usual style, six pages in the middle of chapter one are completely blank.
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