Fox Expels Santorum
Fox News terminated its contracts with Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum after the deadline for them to decide on presidential bids passed on May 1. No action has been taken yet against Sarah Palin or Mike Huckabee. According to Politico, “The contracts’ end marks another sign that Gingrich, who has repeatedly delayed his decision citing business obligations, is in the race — though he dropped out of tonight’s Fox debate.”
[Politico and CNN, headline by DodgerBlue]
Best. Headline. Ever!
Yo — get her matching American Girl doll in the picture. And the deer-in-headlights brother. Man, those poor kids.
@JNOV is with Busey: Congratulate Dodger – he was the one who came up with it when he sent in the linque. I’ll dig around for a better photo of her – I was trying to get a quick and dirty Santorum up.
ADD: Improved photo is now up. Are we full-servicey around here, or what?
@SanFranLefty: Yes, yes you are!
Yay, Dodger!
@SanFranLefty: Better than a quick and dirty Sanchez.
@JNOV is with Busey: Stinque rim – job shot button deployed.
@SanFranLefty: Heh. Thanks! I’ll take a rim job, too!
That picture just never gets old.
This is hilarious. A Republican’s web site we can believe in. Catch it before it gets hosed.
“Jane Corwin. A proven millionaire. A real homophobe. The ruler we fear.”
@Benedick HRH KFC: I KNOW! And I don’t even feel guilty about loving it. I am human, you know. ;-)
@Benedick HRH KFC: Beyond awesome.
Together we can make delicious soup from the bones of the poor. And then we’ll force-feed that soup to the stupid middle class. So that we may feast upon their fattened livers.
Ha! “All your money is belong to Jane!”
@Benedick HRH KFC: Oh, shit. ImJaneCorwin on Twitter.
Eww! A Gay just touched my SUV! Thank Jesus I was doing 75mph. #lordswork #NY26
@Benedick HRH KFC: Holy shit. And the website is powered by small Asian children.
@SanFranLefty: Benedick struck fucking gold with that one. I think it deserves blogroll status.
DI DI MAU‽ ZOMG!
I thought it was very funny. And it’s so convincing.
@Benedick HRH KFC: Dude bought the .org of the original .com. And if I recall the newsbite I read today, dude is the guy who pranked Scott Walker as Koch.
@JNOV is with Busey: So much wasted potential there.
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