Pox Populi

Noje, darling, cupcake, you need to rest. Seriously. Were I with you I would turn off the iPad, fix you cocoa with bourbon and wrap you in a snuggie bankie. We would watch Judge Judy and share Elaine Paige’s new album. I would let you soak in a nice hot bath, fragrant with juniper, towel you dry, put you in your jammies, (maybe smack bottie a little just for the hell of it) tuck you up in bed, kiss your forehead, make sure nothing is going on down below, and turn out the lights.

You don’t need to torture yourself like this. That’s what we’re here for.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I am resting. You should see what I’ve been putting off all day.

@nojo: Are there pics?

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: No, more like this:

SELECT shipments.month, cellars.* FROM shipments LEFT JOIN cellars ON cellars.shipment_id = shipments.id WHERE cellars.account_id = $id;

SELECT baskets.*, cellars.subcode FROM baskets LEFT JOIN cellars ON cellars.shipment_id = baskets.shipment_id WHERE cellars.account_id = $id AND baskets.id = $thisbasket;

Of course, this is presuming that I’ve populated the db with enough sample data to make the selections relevant in order to list items separately and allow individual ajax ratings, and—

Hey, where’d you go?

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: “Cocoa with bourbon?” Mmmm, probably not for me. Stinquers – react!

@nojo: Darling. Let’s slip on the London Phantom. I’ll feed you popcorn calamari. We don’t deserve you.

@redmanlaw: You prefer gin?

@nojo: PS. You try to work out how to motivate the opening number and what it should be. It is musical death.

@nojo:

You’re still writing plain SQL? To paraphrase Nathan Explosion, “will somebody please tell this hamster what year it is?” ;)

@al2o3cr: Some projects are too esoteric to fit in frameworks. This is one of them.

ADD: Massive Left Joins R Us.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I guess I’m not a cocoa + alcohol guy except for Bailey’s or something like that.

@redmanlaw: The best is Baileys mint chocolate. Mmm.

@redmanlaw: @mellbell: I’d have to say cocoa, for me, calls for a liqueur rather than the hard stuff. Kahlua, for preference.