Exclusive Proof That Donald Trump is Running the Greatest Joke Candidacy Since Pat Paulsen

“Donald Trump will ‘probably’ run as an independent candidate for U.S. President in 2012 if he does not receive the Republican party’s nomination, he told the Wall Street Journal in a video interview on Monday.”

Trump Will ‘Probably’ Run as Independent If He Doesn’t Win GOP Nomination [WSJ]

The problem is that I don’t think Donald is in on the joke.

My nightmare scenario: a Trump candidacy convinces Bloomberg to throw his hat in the ring.

Then: say Hello to president Bachmann, elected with 31% of the vote.

@Serolf Divad:
I think Bloomie is living in a bubble like many Manhattan eelights. Outside of NYC, who really knows him? He’d draw some votes in NY state and not much elsewhere.

A few months ago, I was playing a trivia tournament with some friends and there was a question that asked to identify a picture of Bloomie. Even I (as knowledgeable as I am about US America politics) could not/did not ID him.

As for the Queen of Batshit, I think she and Trumpy would split the moran vote.

Speaking of signs of the apocalypse, just wait till the WND crowd hears about this:

Saudis building mile-high tower

@al2o3cr: Yammering about the tower of Babel and video spots featuring storm clouds, ominous music, and Pride marches in SF start in approximately 10… 9… 8…

“I’m not doing it for any other reason. I like winning.”


The hottest reality show in 2013: Celebrity Cabinet Secretary!

@ManchuCandidate, Serolf : Bloomberg will get exactly zero votes outside of metropolitan areas because of his position on gun control. The NRA runs a constant barrage of anti-Bloomberg articles in its magazine The American Rifleman, as do other gun and hunting magazines. I bet I could open up any gun/politics blog on any day of the week and find at least one anti-Bloomberg post.

/goes to saysuncle.com

Here we go:

“Another Mayor Against Guns Arrested

“The company you keep, Mayor Bloomberg.”

Another Illegal Mayor

What is it with Mayor Michael Bloomberg and his Mayors Against Illegal Guns? Yet another one of his coterie of gun hating mayors has had to step down due to an arrest.

According to the Miami Herald,Mayor Beth Flansbaum-Talabisco of Tamarac, Florida was arrested on March 9th on bribery and other corruption charges. With her arrest, she was suspended from office.

Prosecutors charged Flansbaum-Talabisco, 57, for allegedly selling her vote to developers who contributed $21,000 through a political action committee to smear her opponents and support her 2006 mayoral campaign.”

Mayor Talabisco joined Bloomberg’s group in early 2007 according to their press release. With her arrest, she is now eligible to join the rest of the other Illegal Mayors featured on the Gun Owners Against Illegal Mayors webpage.

This could be good news, right? Siphoning off a large proportion of the not-yet-in-care electorate?

@redmanlaw: those links are for real, right? Mebbe we’re not all gonna die (prematurely, I mean, I’m a realist, part of the time; I live in hope for my son and his stepchildren). I hope for a better world, for every other wight, one in which the hegemons content themselves with modest aims, WHICH THEY KNOW NOTHING OF. Modest for them wouldn’t shelter you for a night or feed you and your child for a day.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: Pat Paulsen, aside from being dead, was a 196o’s comedian who showed up on the Smother’s Brothers Comedy Hour or Laugh-in. He did political satire. Which I guess was what his run for President was about.
At the time, I suppose he was funny. Now, his humour seems dated and would absolutely fall flat with any contemporary audience.

His candidacy convinced other jokesters they too could run for the highest office of the United States. In 1982 one of the greatest jokers out of Hollywood won the presidency. His name Ronald Reagan. Joker Presidency reached it’s peak in 2000, when Geo. Bush was appointed President. And today, thanks to pioneer Pat Paulsen any old trickster, joker,prankster or comic with a schtick, e.g. Palin, Bachmann, Trump, Huckabee, ad nauseam, has the opportunity to become President of the United States. God Bless America.

Misspoke myself. The hegemons would call what they need for one night sufficient to sustain a family for a month or more, a large family, mind you. Stingiest group of c*ess -ing, b*-ess-ing SOBs ever. Now they seldom bother with tokens, thanks to five corrupt Supreme Court judges. Maybe Kennedy isn’t corrupt, just soft in the head and in thrall to the Roman Catholic church and its profound mistrust of more than half of the human race.

/TJ Canada City election…

Polls show Harper leading by comfortable 10-14% margin. Iggy rather unpopular while beaten with “He’s a US American!!” stick ironic as the most US American leader, PM Moobs with his fighter jets, prisons and secrecy gubbiment is closer to W in behavior. Iggy’s campaign running much better than Dion (to be fair even Ron Paul ran a better campaign than Stephane Dion), but no one in Canada really crazy about the election. Lots of Meh.

Report from the apolitical Auditor General leaked yesterday shows Tory Cabinet minister Tony Clement* dumped $50 mil into his riding which was supposed to host the G8 summit through special/illegal slush fund at the same time Harper told Toronto to go fuck themselves when Toronto and local bidniz asked for funds to pay for the mess caused by G20 riots due to Harper’s own assholishness. This report was supposed to be released on April 5 but was not because Harper bent parliamentary rules. Harper shrieking about it now while trying to use same parliamentary rules he broke in vain attempt to suppress it. Irony is not dead in Canada City. Just in time for the English Language debate tonight.

*Tony Clement (once ran in my riding and lost horribly) also known as one of the dumbfucks who helped make SARS into an even bigger mess than it should have in Ontario during 2003 due to ideological intransigence (fingered in post SARS report.) Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

@texrednface: Smothers Brothers.

And yes, you could run an honest joke candidacy back then, because the difference was obvious.

@redmanlaw: Well, my mayor against guns was just arrested, but for civil disobedience, not corruption (yet).

@nojo: How’d that apostrophe get in there?

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