The Michele Bachmann Snort Milk Out Your Nose Challenge!
“I’m a principled reformer, and my goal is to see the country turn around,” she said. “I’m also committed to being a one-term president if that’s what it takes in order to turn things around, because this is not about a personal ambition.” [Des Moines Register, via Gen. JC Christian]
She thinks she’s Joan of Arc. Breaking. She isn’t.
But in more important news: Bats are Back!! One just flew over me. OK. Not exactly doing batlike swooping but more like a – bat out of hell – but whatevs. If the bats are back I am so on board.
Bachmann Woman, Bachmann Woman.
All US America is waiting for you,
and the insanity you spew.
In your grannie tights,
Fighting for teabag rights
And the old Red, White and Blue.
Bachmann Woman, Bachmann Woman.
All US America is waiting for you,
and the insanity you spew.
Tonguing W with a shove
Start a war with (Jeebus) love,
Use no facts and spread shit.
Bachmann Woman,
Get us out from under,
Bachmann Woman.
Teabag hopes are pinned upon you.
And the insanity you spew.
Stop those taxes cold,
Make the Dems fold,
Lost her mind, and ruin the world.
Bachmann Woman, Bachmann Woman.
You’re a nutter, Bachmann Woman.
*theme from Wonder Woman
Kveðja frá gjaldþrota heimalandi mínu, daunillur fólk!
If Mittens is back in the race are the boys back on the bus? Will they do hotel wrestling webcams? That could raise the level of debate.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I wish she were Joan of Arc. Late Joan of Arc.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I love your bats. I think you should keep bees.
Fucking Dodgers.
@Snorri Haraldsson Uterus: Aren’t the boys busy fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan? No? Never mind.
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