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[Telegraph UK]

The discovery of Fire Island changed everything?

New meaning to “Homo Erectus”?

Try your waitress/ tip the veal

@flypaper: Oh! I haven’t hit the rimshot button in ages! Thank you!

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I thought we’d found your secret identity.

What we do know is that Catt would poke him with a stick.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: Spoiler alert!

Money – 16.69%

Half truths – 7.48%

Intimidation – 35.30%

Satan is on their side – 40.53%

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I voted for Satan, of course. There’s no other possible explanation.

Damn, Nojo is fast. He’s younger than I am, that’s my excuse.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: DO YOU WANT ME TO STROKE OUT! If it’s not fucking ginormous penises on Glee dudes (where is that picture, anyway?), is this stuff. You gotta warn me, Ben. I’m delicate.

@nojo: Damn. Can we get some white space between the alert and the spoiler?

Off to vote for Satan!

Satan is dropping! It let me vote a milliondy times, but I need to like do shit. See you in a few.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: You should leave the easy ones for me, please. You know I’m not as quick as you are.

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