The discovery of Fire Island changed everything?
New meaning to “Homo Erectus”?
Try your waitress/ tip the veal
@flypaper: Oh! I haven’t hit the rimshot button in ages! Thank you!
Geico commercial?
I think I dated him.
And on this subject here is an excellent poll.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: I thought we’d found your secret identity.
What we do know is that Catt would poke him with a stick.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: Spoiler alert!
Money – 16.69%
Half truths – 7.48%
Intimidation – 35.30%
Satan is on their side – 40.53%
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I voted for Satan, of course. There’s no other possible explanation.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: Satan is ahead in the polling.
Damn, Nojo is fast. He’s younger than I am, that’s my excuse.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: DO YOU WANT ME TO STROKE OUT! If it’s not fucking ginormous penises on Glee dudes (where is that picture, anyway?), is this stuff. You gotta warn me, Ben. I’m delicate.
@nojo: Damn. Can we get some white space between the alert and the spoiler?
Off to vote for Satan!
Satan is dropping! It let me vote a milliondy times, but I need to like do shit. See you in a few.
Satan has my vote.
@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: You should leave the easy ones for me, please. You know I’m not as quick as you are.
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