We’re Gonna Need More Popcorn
“CNN has exclusively learned that Rep. Michele Bachmann will form a presidential exploratory committee. The Minnesota Republican plans to file papers for the committee in early June, with an announcement likely around that same time.”
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster!
and more ammo
Though Palin has the foreign policy chops, Bachmann really comes into her own on fiscal matters. Besides, as has been pointed out, it would be a step down for Palin to accept the presidency.
“I’m just like you – I don’t know shit!”
“If you liked GWB, you love MB.”
“Michele is a white woman’s name!”
Pledges not to be sworn in on the Koran like Obama was.
“Mexicans, leave now. “
@redmanlaw: Can’t wait for Gretchen Carlson’s take on her nanny.
And while we’re laying down the snark, check out Nicole Kidman in this photo:
http://www.revolvermag.com/beta/news/photo-of-the-day-lars-ulrich-in-a-beret-with-nicole-kidman.html
Metallica, “For Whom the Bells Toll”
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=600780502229316521#
@nojo:
maybe she will nab Gretchen as a VP?
berets really should be illegal
@Capt Howdy: Unless you’re Tracy Jordan.
@redmanlaw: That’s a wax figure, no?
@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: To paraphrase the great Dorothy Parker, Nicole runs the gamut of expressions from A to B(otox).
@Mistress Cynica: She’s here all week, folks.
It almost sounds like she’s channeling Jamie, it’s that good.
@Capt Howdy: Despite all his rage, he’s still just a rat in a cage.
Smashing Pumpkins, “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”
Guitarist James Iha is now with A Perfect Circle, which I hope to see this summer up in Denver.
@Capt Howdy: Far too good-looking, but a boxy suit and unflattering makeup and hairpiece will probably go a long way.
@mellbell:
I am very curious who they will cast as Obama. I pray to god its not Will Smith.
@Capt Howdy: I feel a little embarrassed now about my prior suggestion of Jeffrey Wright; I’d forgotten that he played Colin Powell in W. Will Smith will play Obama in the inevitable biopic ten, fifteen years from now.
Im thinkin this guy minus a few pounds
@Capt Howdy: Tracy Jordan, going for the EGOT.
but please
no beret
@Capt Howdy:
What about a Raspberry one?
PRINCE or whatever he calls himself now. genius.
probably needs the work too.
Samuel L. Jackson.
That picture! OMG, what have they done to my beloved Clive Owen?!
@redmanlaw: *blushes* Oy. Don’t even put me in the same train of thought as Dorothy Parker.
@nojo: I assume Denzel gets right of first refusal.
@Capt Howdy: To be fair, TAFKAP was a gimmick, but Prince is his real name.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Don’t get me wrong, Denzel is still foxy and all, but he increasingly looks his (middle) age.
@mellbell: Not just a gimmick, but a way to be able to keep recording without being (in his words) a slave to Warner Bros. He’s still one of the most prolific musicians on the planet.
@Nabisco: Also a way to fuck up every typesetting system on the planet. If we were around back then, I’d be calling him Glyph.
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