Busey or Sheen?

Who said what?  No peeking until you finish:

1) “The Pepperoni Prophet wears pepperoni for underwear. He knows what he’s doing.”

2) “The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children.”

3) “The pizza is so good, it makes you put on your clothes like a fish!”

4) “L.A. County is like a huge tortilla.  It spreads everywhere.”

5) “This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as ‘Alcoholics Anonymous,’ has a 5% success rate.”

6) “And light stands for L-I-G-H-T, which stands for Living In God’s Heavenly Thoughts.

7) “I am battle-tested bayonets.”

8) “What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”

9) C.G. Hume writes about it, in terms of the fact that every one of us has a dark side. And my dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids’ parties.

10) “Because why give an interview when you can leave a warning? I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. There’s a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins.”


All Sheen apart from 3 and 7. What’s my prize?

@Snorri Haraldsson: Sorry – 5 are Sheen and 5 are Busey. Wanna buy a vowel?

Here’s a Sheen or Qadaffi quiz – got 7/10 (one question is repeated) – give it a try.

I only called 4 of them correctly, two of those were from Sheen, two from Busey. Numbers 1,2,3, and 8 were the ones I got right. I am unable to draw any significant conclusions from this, but I do think that Busey is less arrogant than Sheen but much wackier.

@lynnlightfoot: I took another Sheen/Qadaffi quiz and got 4/10. If they lump all three of them into one quiz, we’re doomed.

@lynnlightfoot: Sounds like a distinction without a difference.

In related news, the dogs were outside barking at the geese flying north. Won’t be long now.

Oh, and these people… Are either of them running for president on the Republican ticket? If not they should be. Also, are they employees of Fox? If not they should get their tape to Ailes instanter.

@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: Like Charlie says – where we’re going, there are no facts.

Concept for the day? Drawstring titties. Here’s a handy gadget to make all your ass fat migrate to your breasts and then you make them go poink with the drawstring. No wonder the Chinese have us over a barrel.

@Right Reverend Benedick: thank you thank you thank you … I had seen a couple stills, but not the video. Why didn’t we think of that?

@blogenfreude: That was fun.Got all of them right except for mixing 8 and 9. Sheen is a black hole sucking all the light and Busey is an emitter of light. The shrimp fork and ballons threw me.I’m going to take guilty pleasure in watching the abhorrent Apprentice this go around. David Cassidy , LaToya, Busey and Conseco MEAT LOAF! for goodness sake.

Funny video:


Serious Mac fans will get a kick out of the subtle touches – for instance, the Aqua-style progress bar that forms a moving road early on.

I got all of them right, which either means I need to stop reading gossip sites and get out more or I’m just two benders and a bump on the head from joining them in Crazytown.

@texrednface: If you see the entire fork story, it’s clearly Sheen:

“… There was an incident years ago where everyone thought I hit [a woman]. I was trying to contain her. I had her arms and we both went down to the ground … I felt terrible and delivered her to a plastic surgeon … She was attacking me, though, with a small fork — like a cocktail fork. And she had it with her; that was the weird part. What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”

@Right Reverend Benedick: Thank you. I spent the morning with a bunch of serious intellectual lesbians at UCLA. This is way better.

@blogenfreude: It was his qualified answer to Piers Morgan’s question whether he had ever hit a woman.

For some reason, thinking about Charlie Sheen is one celebrity indulgence I allow myself. Possibly because he kicked it all off with a call in to Dan Patrick’s show.

@Nabisco: I heard that live, Dude was en fuego.

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